Listen up, guys.
Girls want bad boys.
That’s right.They want bad boys and they want them baaaaad.

I have this one lady friend who manages to get all kinds of guys collapsing at her feet, and I’m talking some really nice gents.
These are the kind of guys who wine her, dine her, and shower her with flowers, perfume and gifts.
But does she want these “good guys?”
No way, Jose.
She wants them down, dirty and bad.
And she’s not alone.

Why, you ask?
What’s a nice looking woman like this doing in a zone like that?
I have a few theories which I’ll pass on to you below:

1. Whether they admit it or not, women love excitement!They love the ongoing surprise element, wondering when he’s going to call, if he’s going to ask her out, will he be drunk or stoned when she sees him.

2. Women love the raw, hunky, masculinity associated with the proverbial bad boy.Not that all bad boys fit this physical mold, but the dirtier, the messier the hair, and the grubbier the clothes, the faster she’ll come running.

3. Traveling to the edge, and maybe even over: the good girl relishes the pure thrill of traveling to the edge with her bad boy. Not that she’ll participate in his hard drinking, wild riding, heavy smoking practices, but boy does she like to go along for the wild ride!

4. Her nurturing side revs into overdrive.Many women ascribe to the “fix-it” style of relationship, and what better to fix than a bad boy?

Aha – want to be a bad boy?
Okay, here are a few things you can do to take on that persona

1. Dress the part: this is no time for dockers and starched shirts. We’re talking jeans and t-shirts – the grubbier the better.

2. Hygiene: this is a tough one because you certainly don’t want to smell like the town dump, but a little BO is an unbelievable aphrodisiac.Also, get a little grease under those fingernails, like you’ve spent the day in the garage crawling around car engines.

3. Getting the voice and lingo down: Spend an evening or two in a biker bar.Listen to how the bad boy bikers talk.Copy them.

4. Take up smoking: this may be a tough one, but you can always just swish the smoke around in your mouth rather than inhale.

5. Transportation: speaking of bikers, get your own bike, or if that’s not an option, find yourself a souped up car with a LOUD muffler.

6. Drink beer with whisky chasers: need I say more?

7. Music: hard core, acid rock, and turn it up loud!!!

8. Be erratic: be unreliable as hell in calling her.Tell her you’ll call at a certain time, and then don’t call.Call her in the middle of the night.Tell her you want to see her and then never follow up.Get her on a wild goose chase – AFTER YOU!!!!

So, fellas, there you are, my advice on how to become a bad boy and have the girls flocking to your door.

聽好了，小伙子們。

女孩子喜歡壞小子。

千真萬確。她們喜歡壞小子，她們想要他們壞壞壞。

我有一女性朋友，她成功地讓各種各樣的男人拜倒在石榴裙下——我說的是一些真正優秀的紳士。

這些男人都屬于一個類型：紅酒悅之，盛宴款之，鮮花，香水和禮物不斷討好之。

可她喜歡這些“好男人”嗎？

非也。

她想要他們酷，下流，壞。

不止她一人這么想。

你會問，為什么呢？
這么漂亮的美女怎么會喜歡像那樣的事情呢？
我有一些理論，與君分享：

1. 不管她們愿不愿意承認，女人喜歡令人興奮的東西！她們喜歡突如其來的要素，好奇著他何時會打來電話，他是否會約她出去，當她見到他時，他是否酩酊大醉。

2. 女人喜歡粗獷，健美，有男人氣，且壞得出了名的男孩。不是說所有壞小子都符合這樣的生理特征，但頭發越臟越亂，衣服越邋遢，她就會越快地走過來。

3. 行走在越軌邊緣，或許甚至出軌：好女孩喜歡品嘗跟著她的壞男孩一起出軌時那種純粹的激奮感。不是說她會去參加他的豪飲，或狂飆，或吞云吐霧，但壞男孩使她喜歡一起跟著去狂飆！

4. 她母性方面的教子欲過度膨脹。很多女人都歸屬于一種“修復它”模式的感情關系，那么還能有什么會比修復一個壞男孩更好的呢？

啊哈——想做個壞小子了吧？
好的，這里有些方法供你運用，你就能成為那樣的人：

1. 衣著方面：穿正裝和筆挺襯衣是不合時宜的。我們要穿牛仔褲和T恤——越臟越好。

2. 衛生：這有點難為你了，因為你肯定不愿意自己嗅如鮑肆。但一點點體臭（BO）卻是不可思議的春藥。還有，手指甲上帶有一些油污，就好象你剛在汽車修理廠呆了一天，摸爬滾打在汽車引擎之間。

3. 讓說話聲音和詞語下流些：花一兩個晚上泡在騎行族酒吧里。聽聽那些騎行族的壞小子們是怎么說話的。模仿他們。

4. 開始抽煙：這可能會難為你，但你總可以只讓煙霧縈繞在嘴里而并不吸入。

5. 交通工具：對于騎車族，弄輛自己的車；如果想要其他選擇，那么就為自己找輛加大馬力的汽車，而且帶上噪音很響的消音器。

6. 喝完啤酒再喝威士忌：我需要多說嗎？

7. 音樂：聽硬核，酸性搖滾，并且開足音量！！！

8. 弄得飄忽不定：給她打電話沒個準譜，其不可靠性游離得一塌糊涂。告訴她你會在某個時間打電話給她，到時卻不打。在午夜時分給她打電話。對她說你想要見她，然后就不續下文。讓她水中撈月——你是月亮！！！

因此，諸位，這些就是我的一些建議，去教你如何做一個壞小子，讓女孩子們踏破你家的門檻。